yesterday i found myself embarking upon the longest 28-mile bike ride ever … and it was an absolute joy! get this: we (my friend gregory and i) started around 10:45 a.m. and finished at 6 p.m., and in the process experienced many wonderful parts of the city that i like to call home (even though i don’t live in it), san francisco.
at the end of the ride, an intriguing little idea took out his little index finger and started poking my brain incessantly. “you could write a book about cycling through san francisco!” he screamed at me. i’m sure it has been done. in fact, i’ll google it right now … *zoooooooooom*
*vrrrrriiip* … (don’t ask what that is – it’s a new sound effect i just created on the spot) i found a few things:
the list goes on. however, if i were to write a san francisco cycling book, i’d want it to be more like a san francisco tour guide, featuring cycling as the mode of transportation to get to the various sight-seeing destinations. riding through san francisco yesterday featured the city in a light that i hadn’t experienced before. i was able to see so much in one day (i’m a big fan of just wandering around a city and letting it soak in, rather than going to particular locations and having to go inside each one, and spend a ton of money) and remained relatively unscathed (walking around san francisco can be a bit of a pain after a while – yesterday i escaped with a scraped up arm – more on that later).
the book would have different modes of touring, some geared toward the length or difficulty of the ride, others geared toward the type of experience the tourist would like to have (best food, best churches, best history, etc.). last night i was thinking it would be fun to do a “perimeter of san francisco ride” or maybe pick a particular street that has a lot of interesting spots and have a “______ street ride.”
today, you’ll get a very random taste of san francisco through the ride gregory and i took yesterday. so let’s vroooooom-vrrrriiip over to lake merced and get started!

isn’t it gorgeous? we rode from the north to lake merced, and followed a fairly smooth (littered with the occasional pedestrian, wandering child, and rebellious tree root) path around the lake, and wound back north so that we headed toward the great highway.
and then catastrophe struck! the sand denied me passage, and the lip of the ramp to the sidewalk wasn’t too pleased to see me either, and down i went in an epic wipeout, my bike pinning me to the ground like a helpless creature and … okay, it wasn’t nearly that cool, but i ended up with a pretty sweet battle scar!

great highway
now, if this were my novel book about cycling through san francisco, i would include a tidbit here about the history of the great highway, why it’s so fantastic to visit, and what makes it a fabulous ride. unfortunately, all i can tell you is, well, it’s not much of a highway, you have to sync up with the traffic lights (which are all synced themselves) or you’ll get stuck at a stop sign every 15-30 seconds (luckily, this is only an issue if you’re in an automobile – bikes can take bike highway that runs alongside), BUT it takes you to all sorts of nifty places. here’s a list of a few of them:
now if this were a proper san francisco cycling guide, i’d have plenty of entertaining information about all these places, but instead, i shall just continue.
we did make it to the windmill, which i had only ever seen from afar, and it made for a very quaint and delightful resting place. i was even asked by a tourist to take a picture of her and her boyfriend/husband (now if people could only learn that they don’t need to demonstrate how to operate the shutter. the majority of the general public understands that clicking the big button on the right will take the picture).

golden gate park
after a brief respite at the windmill, i followed gregory into golden gate park. now, you have to plan on having a few days if you’re wanting to see all of golden gate park; we just took a brief cycling stroll through it. next time i ought to pay attention so i can actually tell you where i went and how to get there! in fact, it would probably be best if i team wrote this gregory, but i will trudge along on my own.
just the concept of golden gate park is amazing. it’s like a little slice of nature,pre-human destruction, plopped right into a city. seriously. you can stand in golden gate park, look through the trees, and discover that you’re in a jungle surrounded by a concrete jungle. it might as well be a city within a city.

(by the way, that’s not the whole park)
i can’t even begin to note everything we saw in the park, but it pretty much comes down to waterfalls and patches of sunlight. i’ll leave it at that.

green apple books
somehow we ended up at green apple books (horrible sense of direction, and very limited knowledge of the city), which is pretty much the most epic (i believe this is the second time i’ve used epic in this post) new and used book store on the planet (don’t take my word for it). it’s almost a quest to find every little nook and cranny in the store. lots of staircases. if you’re looking for a book, green apple probably has it (i mean, that’s the impression i got being in the place – the shelves never end). overall, it was a very random stop, but a great addition to the ride.
presidio
five minutes later we’re up a hill (welcome to san francisco) and at the presidio. we pretty much just breezed through (other than a bathroom break) so i’ll let you research the place yourself.
fisherman’s wharf
we passed through the marina and on to fisherman’s wharf, which is a huge tourist attraction (as evidenced by the insane number of people there yesterday). it was a game of “dodge the tourist”! or maybe “hit the tourist” would have been better? 25 points for americans, 50 points for europeans, 75 for children, and 100 for fellow cyclists! just kidding.
i actually get a rush being in a large group of people. in the past i didn’t care much for fisherman’s wharf, mostly because i don’t care for seafood, and especially the scent of seafood. yesterday, however, i was feeling this energetic vibe, walking my bike through a babbling mush of people. that’s one of the things i love about san francisco: its rhythm.

pier 39
the next-door neighbor of fisherman’s wharf is pier 39, a place i’ve frequented much more than fisherman’s wharf because it isn’t nearly as fishy (take whichever meaning you want for that). honestly, i’m over it. we rode right on by.
embarcadero
now this is a street! i’ve walked embarcadero from market to pier 39 many times, and i’ve decided that biking is infinitely better. the typical walking trip along embarcadero goes something like this:
- pleasant stroll
- oh look, a restaurant
- okay, still going
- oh look, an empty pier
- oh gee, another empty pier
- okay, we’ve been walking for 20 minutes and all we’ve seen are empty piers
- ooooooo teatro zinzanni
- hhmmm my knees hurt
- oh crap, my shins are killing me
- feet, you really need to stop throbbing
- oh thank god we made it
in contrast, cycling along embarcadero is wicked cool: the scenery is constantly changing, there’s a wide open space to ride, and you get to play another game of “hit the tourist”, i mean, “dodge the tourist.” i don’t quite know how to explain it, but it was a pleasure.
ferry building
welcome to the ferry building, home of overpriced speciality food stores. speciality food that i want to gobble up!!!

market st.
from the ferry building we cut over to market. market can be pretty sketchy, so at least on a bike you can breeze through and forget about it. the thing i like about market is that i know once i find market, i can find the freeway.
now somehow from here we ended up in the civic center part of town, then grabbed muni (where i had the distinct pleasure of putting my bike on the front of the bus, which i have never done before) to go up a hill (yeah, we’re wusses) and ended up back in golden gate park.
46th avenue
and it was on 46th avenue, somewhere around noriega i believe, that i almost got blown over by the wind (would have been a great way to explain my battle scars). EPIC WIND! it just came out of no where (well, not quite no where – it was quite windy) and gave me a little more than a friendly push. but i was victorious!
creepy san francisco men
what guide to cycling through san francisco would be complete without a mention of creepy people? there i am, finally sitting after a day of riding, enjoying food in a little place on the corner, when this guy just decides to plant himself against the outside wall and stare at me through the window for two minutes. he and i even made eye contact for a good twenty seconds, and he didn’t seem to be bothered by the fact that he was watching me watching him watching me eat. gotta love a good creep.
and this concludes my 28-mile tour of san francisco. i will have you know that i cracked my jaw tonight after watching iron man 2. that does have something to do with cycling – i just haven’t figured out what yet.